bro do you even believe in miracles

If you tailgate, you should be shot

In a beautiful space, with your beautiful foid

your baby mana left her compression socks over

Recently started calling myself a goy and a foid unironically

I got my braces off today and it’s so funny learning that I can easily touch my tongue to my nose

Middle aged gentleman with this cooler covered in goofy stickers said “thatta girl” to me and ngl, it fixed me a bit

going to quit my job, get a tramp stamp, and get a job as a cocktail waitress

New saying has been “put this in your pipe and smoke it” for everything

Ostracized by the Jazzercise community

Hiring a prostitute to rub my feet and giggling the entire time because they’re ticklish

The thinking man’s boner

dropping out of welding school to focus on my balatro career

Asking my chud son why he doesn’t have a foid to call his own

Local Starbucks is playing beaner music on the loudspeakers. The west has fallen

cutting off contact with my discord girlfriend who turned out to be a sudanese guy

A foid owns this Durango

You can hear in someone’s voice that they’re fat