Dearest Louisiana, The season’s end draws near. This weekend, we march to Columbia for our final stand. Awaiting us is our old friend turned rival, General Mainieri. Our men are ready. One last battle to etch our legacy this regular season. Victory shall be ours. - General Jay

Dearest Tigers, The smoke begins to clear on this long regular season, our battles fierce, our ranks tested. I write after too long in silence. But the playoff campaign draws near, and we ready ourselves once more as Baton Rouge shall roar. Victory is close. - General Jay

Dearest Tigers, Forgive my long silence. The battle rages fierce, but the Tigers roar louder still! Just a few outs remain ’til victory, and one more victory ‘til Omaha. Spirits are high, hearts steady. I’ll write again when the dust settles - General Jay Johnson

12-5 Tigers! OMAHA!! I am so proud of this team!

Dearest Tigers, The boys of LSU ride once more to Omaha, where glory calls and bats thunder like cannon fire. Our Tigers march to settle the score and claim what’s rightfully ours—championship gold. Spirits high, hearts ablaze—victory shall be ours! Forever LSU. - General Jay

Dearest Tigers, By God’s grace, we have claimed victory in the first great battle of Omaha. The Tigers roared with valor, yet the war is far from won. More foes await. Keep the fire lit, we march onward, one triumph closer to glory. - General Jay

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Dearest Louisiana, The war is won, the flags fly high over Victory Hill. But peace is fleeting—’tis now our solemn duty to find new soldiers for the next campaign. Let the brave and bold hear our call. The fight begins anew, and LSU shall rise again! - General Jay

Dearest, It has been too long since my last letter, my apologies. I, Gen. Johnson of LSU, write with pride. We’ve won 2 of the last 3 glorious wars, and though the next lies months ahead, our swords stay sharp. We train, we believe, and we’ll be ready. - General Jay

Dearest, Football season draws near, and I feel a great emptiness. How I long for the glorious battles upon the diamond, the thunder of the bat, and the swift charge to first base. This gridiron war holds no joy, bring me back to the noble campaign in Alex Box! - General Jay

Dearest LSU, General Kelly’s football regiment choked, leaving Tiger spirits low. Yet my baseball battalion readies for battle, prepared to restore joy and raise the banner of purple and gold once more. We shall make it through this hard time, for we are L-S-U. - General Jay

Dear Tiger Nation, General Kelly has lied to you all. I deeply apologize on behalf of him for this grave failure. My regiment is built on togetherness and toughness, while his is built on lies. I, Gen. Johnson, will bring victory to LSU once more. Do Not Fear. - General Jay

Dearest LSU, My Brothers, General Kelly’s troops have fallen in shame this campaign. Our banner droops in defeat, our honor bruised. But by God, we rise again in the spring! On the diamond we’ll reclaim our glory. I owe it to our people, failure is not our fate! - General Jay

Dearest Louisiana, General Tony Vitello of the Tennessee regiment has deserted his post, abandoning his men in their darkest hour. The Vol ranks crumble without their leader. His cowardice spreads through their ranks like disease. Let it be known: we comin. - General Jay

Dearest Louisiana, Rumor spreads that O’Connor will lead the Miss. State Regiment to Omaha, and his supporters cheer him blindly. He knows not the storm ahead. Come February, I, General Johnson, shall show him, and his delirious backers, who the true victors are. - General Jay

Dearest, General Kelly has brought nothing but shame upon the proud Army of LSU. His failures have tarnished our name and spirit. I, General Johnson, say enough is enough, such a loser has no place among our ranks. He must be relieved of command at once. - General Jay