wow, ok, unfollowing now. i loved Dave Grohl’s adultery, had no idea his music sounded like that

moderator: mr trump how do you plan to fix the economy? trump: there are four thousand venezuelans attacking the smithsonian right now

I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” was a REBUTTAL to “You say weird stuff at your rallies”

The following is a list of bands that suck: -Your band

It might be a joke to you but to me there is nothing funny about the idea of having to raise my children in a world where we constantly have to worry about transgender aliens eating our dog.

Back in 2018 I was cleaning out my grandmother’s house and found this:

Kudos to the moderators for asking this last night:

“There were good people on both sides” -Trump at the 9/11 Memorial

Typing “Edward Scissorhands” into the Pornhub search bar and seeing what comes up.

Working on a new mosh call for my band where we remind people to keep their rooms clean and do the dishes.

These are my two personalities:

Fan art:

The Father = Three Dolla Bill Y'all The Son = Significant Otheer The Holy Spirit = Chocolate Starfish & The Hotdog Flavored Water

Yeah, my band plays OSDM: Oh S God D not M this shit again

Woah, woah, I support Dave Matthews dumping feces on strangers, but I just found out he makes music? Can't support that.

A J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets chant just broke out during the middle of my vasectomy.