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Gene Helfman

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Anim behav/cons bio wrote Beyond the Human Realm award-winning 2021 novel about love, loss, & redemption in orcas, & award-winning FINS, a satirical shark novel

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here's the Google translation: Unfortunately, the orca did not make it. After a short agony, she fell asleep on the beach. SOS Dolfijn is extremely grateful to all aid workers. Also thanks for all the kind messages and sympathy.

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Shark skin is the envy of engineers trying to maximize hydrodynamics, but shark skin–inspired materials have a long way to go before they work like the real thing. hakaimagazine.com/news/suiting-u… via Hakai Magazine

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If you like animals (duh) see my review of #SusanOrlean’s #OnAnimals in EcoLit Books. Orlean explores the animal-human interface with humor, pathos, and joy. My favorite: “Where’s Willy” about #Keiko, the whale who inspired my novel, #BeyondTheHumanRealm, ecolitbooks.com/2022/12/02/on-…

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If you like animals, see my review of #SusanOrlean’s #OnAnimals in EcoLit Books. Orlean explores the animal-human interface w/ humor, pathos, & joy. Among my favorites is “Where’s Willy” about #Keiko, the whale who inspired my novel, #BeyondTheHumanRealm, ecolitbooks.com/2022/12/02/on-…

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Some moral support for fellow authors who have experienced the defeat of holding a book signing and nobody comes (but, how did everyone learn of this???): goodnewsnetwork.org/after-debut-au…

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Ask any lawyer: intent is difficult to prove. Unfortunately, California’s improved laws protecting #whiteSharks require just that: proving intent. Recent changes strengthen the law, but outlawing heavy tackle is the only answer. hakaimagazine.com/news/californi…

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A solution to acoustic pollution? The noise from ships’ propellers can hit 170 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine, drowning out #orcas' ability to safely navigate their ocean environment. nationalobserver.com/2022/12/19/new…

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(S)trolling through tweets hunting for shark lovers to like my shark-friendly fantasy, “FINS, A Novel of Relentless Satire.” It’s a parody of sharksploitation tales, anti-Jaws, -Sharknado. Email for a copy, consider an Amazon review? [email protected]

(S)trolling through tweets hunting for shark lovers to like my shark-friendly fantasy, “FINS, A Novel of Relentless Satire.” It’s a parody of sharksploitation tales, anti-Jaws, -Sharknado. Email for a copy, consider an Amazon review? genehelfman@gmail.com
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(photographer appears reputable, backstory believable, but I've grown leery w/ AI): Amazing Shot of Two Sharks Caught Inside a Glassy Wave Captured by Photographer hasanjasim.online/amazing-shot-o…

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Can anyone i.d. this shark? Approx. 2m long, caught nearshore NW Oz, Indian Ocean low salinity, near rocky outcrops in 10-20 meter depth.

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Re: Int’l Shark Day, enjoy my new, shark-friendly, anti-sharksploitation novel, FINS, A Novel of Relentless Satire. " Don’t you think sharks should have rights too." Email for a free copy & plz review on Amazon [email protected]

Re: Int’l Shark Day, enjoy my new, shark-friendly, anti-sharksploitation novel, FINS, A Novel of Relentless Satire. " Don’t you think sharks should have rights too." Email for a free copy & plz review on Amazon genehelfman@gmail.com
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A great shark mystery solved! We now know what happened to the disappearing #whitesharks in S. Africa following the #killerwhale attacks (and liver consumption).hakaimagazine.com/news/south-afr…

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If you're looking for an indictment of keeping orcas in captivity, read the necropsy report on Tokitae. To claim that she died of "old age" is a smoke screen to cover up critically insufficient care.miamiherald.com/news/local/com…

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Left #Shark from #KatyPerry's #superbowl halftime show resurfaced in Houston at Halloween.I tried to buy it off the kid but he wasn't selling.

Left #Shark from #KatyPerry's #superbowl halftime show resurfaced in Houston at Halloween.I tried to buy it off the kid but he wasn't selling.
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LOOK: Filipino zoologists have recorded the world’s first discovery of a pregnant Megamouth Shark, according to the National Museum of the Philippines (NMP). 📷 NMP

LOOK: Filipino zoologists have recorded the world’s first discovery of a pregnant Megamouth Shark, according to the National Museum of the Philippines (NMP).

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Fanfare! My shark-friendly spoof of the sharksploitation genre. FINS, A Novel of Relentless Satire, won the 2023/24 Reader Views Silver Prize for humor:“hilariously dark…[with] outlandish in-your-face humor… unlike any shark book previously written.” Available from Amazon.

Fanfare! My shark-friendly spoof of the sharksploitation genre. FINS, A Novel of Relentless Satire, won the 2023/24 Reader Views Silver Prize for humor:“hilariously dark…[with]  outlandish in-your-face humor… unlike any shark book previously written.” Available from Amazon.
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without saying anything snarky (although tempted), I've moved away from Twitter and over to Bluesky: @genehelfman.bsky.social. See you there.