salah watching everyone speak portuguese in the front 6 :

“Jessica, Jessica, you’ll never believe it. You’ve just won a GP appointment!!!”

This island is going to kill me

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 25 Aug 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

I know somewhere in the U.K. there’s a bloke in full army uniform Sat infront of his TV😭

“F*ck it Salah is up there somewhere”

Very Proud me and ⁦Alan Brazil⁩ loved it 🙏

This is killing me

The shift Henderson is putting in to get Bellingham to Liverpool. Unbelievable.

Is your football club a proper football club?

This is Barclays Premier League heritage

Haven’t tweeted in about 4 years but my head is in absolute orbit here

Nunez on the bench before Klopp brings him on

Slapping the badge, Darwin Nunez you’ve drawn me back in, I fucking love you fella

What a lovely day to be alive. Hope everyone’s enjoying it❤️