Two things in this world I absolutely hate? Hungry men, Men that are ill. At the moment, he is both. And I’m considering going to bed at 6.30.

Some people really boil my piss!

There’s always money for war. Not for those in need, not for local/ national infrastructure/ services. But always money for war.

I’m 44 in a couple of weeks. Would it be childish of me to buy an inflatable cow??

As the most successful resident of Downing Street for well over a decade, Larry the Cat should absolutely be honoured by being on a £10 or £20 note. £5 doesn’t give him enough recognition, £50s just aren’t used enough. #LarryForPM

C and Ratboy think I’m conspiring against them. When lunches are made, and backs are turned, I put a little cake with their sarnies. They can’t work out where I’m stashing them. I’m enjoying it 😂😂

Still going on. C is sulking like a tired 2 year old. I’m sat here grinning and chuckling away to myself. Boys, if you could be trusted, the treats would be readily available. As you can’t, they’re not! Just to add, there is plenty of other food they can have!

Finished the DI Kelly Porter series so had to look up what else Rachel Lynch has done 😂 Just ordered The Rich and also The Famous.

Only a few days and I’ll be 22. Twice over, but it still sounds good to me. I’m not getting old, I’m retro!

I feel like I’m maturing. Someone has really pissed me off today, I’ve managed to smile and wave (grimace and two finger salute), rather than me grumpy!

Just over two weeks and my beautiful, blond haired, blue eyed baby will be 19. This was taken 2 days before his 5th birthday, but seems like yesterday. Love you boy ❤️

Mr Harddoneby had Gressingham duck breast fillets and salad for his tea tonight. Poor love will wither away 🙄

Hay fever is being an absolute knob at the moment. This means sneezing, sneezing means the boss shouting at me for each sneeze. The Boss:

So C was meant to be on nights, got called off. Thought oh well spend the evening together! He’s been called back in, he cooked dinner, I have cake and new PJs. Perfect evening 😂😂

Andy Byron: Sorry I got caught.

Why do you never see someone driving a Porsche 4x4 listening to decent music?!