I accidentally bought 16lbs of potatoes

I am crying.

I miss sitting in a coney late at night eating too many pancakes.

At the end of my bazillionth meething today I ended with "Have a Great Weekend!". It is Tuesday. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Lord give me strength to resist my dorky tendencies *she says as she enthusiastically builds her first dnd character*

Switching from iPhone to Android! Phone servers create a delay, won't be getting txts for a while ✌️

When I grow up I want to be Amanda Gorman.

New favorite toy

The Troy police dept. is the unexpected comedian I didn't know I needed.

Mind Flayers do a lot more than just flay minds, for instance they are accomplished synchronized swimmers.

You can’t honor our frontline workers, while also fill a stadium with 25,000 people.

Today, America is officially back in the Paris Climate Agreement. Let’s get to work.

me telling my computer i’ll update everything tomorrow

I've essentially abandoned this twitter account, if ya want to keep in touch and don't mind #dnd ramblings, head over to @DnDingbats! 🗡️✨

Maybe every day should be Earth Day.

Life in your 30s is high-fiving your wife when the old coffee table you left by the road in front of your house gets taken home by some passerby and now you don't have to drive it to the dump.

Raise your hand if you’re all in on protecting abortion rights. ✋