sad that we're still robbing ATMs dispensing physical currency in the #Westworlds3 future. where is the #Bitcoin ?!

gyms closing. #dadbodsummer upcoming. #COVID19

annnnnd we're live. time to beat this virus.

I took a break from #bitcoin to grow a bad mustache and cofound an open source non-profit to help users find #COVID19 tests and use their results to determine how to resume their daily activities in the fastest and safest way possible. Check it out at allclear.app

so honored to have AllClear recognized! it's been quite a journey so far and we're committed to doing our part to prevent a second wave!

Really Path Train? 6 months to fix an escalator? Give me a johnson rod and some WD-40 and I'll have that thing humming by tmrw.

Free Aaron Hernandez: because Ray Lewis probably did it.

It's not a lie if you tell it to vegetarians.

People need to keep calm with that whole "Keep Calm and..." thing.

It's a Werth-quake! #onlyfunnythingdanplesaceversaid

Over/Under for an Exchange Place PATH Train escalator re-breaking set @ 2.5 days. I got the Under...and the Over on a 6 month repair

You know it's gonna be a good week when the Monday commute has you stuck in an office elevator one… instagram.com/p/eUr1lpLhjv/

Looking to recruit for my J-unit crew in preparation for 50cent coming to Citi Field, June 14

Just got my hotel room key for #Mets road trip to Philadelphia. Room 112, where the players dwell.

@kelly_camp when lawyers use phrases in place of signatures for fear of being Googled by strangers. #GoHoooos

Exciting machine learning developments in Google Cloud Platform, and a warm welcome to Fei-Fei Li & Jia Li! cloudplatform.googleblog.com/2016/11/Cloud-…