Watched three movies in two days. Alone. Yeah! That’s my kinda weekend.

Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.

only OGs remember this show

The sense of entitlement over the country and its public spaces these people have, to think they can dictate what others eat or not eat, is astounding. 12/n

#protip instead of calling someone who isn't answering even after 5 times. Send them a text message. They might be busy. They might be ignoring you. But text they read.

Female gaze you said? The men who ruin us gently have more substance. The shirtless trope is for male gaze.

Lovely Thai sign board in Kerala

Officially the first salt and pepper selfie #NewProfilePic

One of the biggest Bollywood name shadow banned him. But look at him now! You can’t hide real talent. You can never hide a jewel. You can delay the rise but it will only come back brighter and stronger! Love you ⁦⁦⁦Arijit Singh⁩

Biggest threat to Assamese does'nt just come from those who crosses borders, it’s who opens the gates. Politicians shelter outsiders for votes. Babus look away while our land, rivers & forests are encroached. Weren't we promised Clause 6? May 16 Tali-Tupula? Tribal status? ++

Content we want to see everyday 🥰 🧵 1. Father of the year 😂

Age is just a number. Did the Sinhagad Fort Trek after 30 long years!

Husband came home late last night. We didn’t wait up.Cooked pork for himself. It was so tasty that we had the leftovers for breakfast. Now we are asking him to replicate it for dinner but he doesn’t remember a thing cause he was drunk! Side effects of drinking, I tell you!

Purple Boots wali Let me tell you from empirical experience, north eastern men cook pork better than the women. As we do it less frequently a lot of painstaking care is taken esp in a drunken state.

10k followers and a blue tick just to spread such lies? HAVE SOME SHAME. Bluetick ke saath thoda dimag bhi kharid lo! The person was having a panic attack while the other person slapped him. That’s why the flight attendants intervened.

Ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai. Tough competition happens in Northeast India. 1)Bhoot jolokia eating competition 2)Pork fat(bland) eating competition 3)Climbing a greased bamboo pole You people are too busy being impressed with firangis!

40s is like the teenage again. Too old to be called young. Too young to be called old.

#bycottspicejet Its fully exposed now misusing a small DGCA amendment on cabin baggage to earn extra baggage fee in lacks INR everyday. See yourself that what #SpiceJet recently did with an Indian Army Lt Col wasn’t only unethical but also illegal. DGCA MoCA_GoI 1/25

Whenever I feel the itch for online retail therapy, I fill my bag with everything I want to buy and let it rest for the night or two. Then I go back and then I go “WTF was I thinking” and delete everything. Win-Win

#Assam needs 64 MLAs to unite & pass laws that protect our land, jobs, language & identity. There are over 100 MLAs from our indigenous communities. But they watch silently as outsiders reshape our demography, economy &culture. What we lack isn’t power. It’s courage and will.