#overheard in #indy Bro 1: You know what movie's so good? Jumanji Bro 2: Jumanji's so good. Anytime that's on TV, I watch it Bro 1: That and Forrest Gump. Anytime that's on TV, I watch it. Bro 2: And Shawshank Redemption Bro 1: Shawshank Redemption is so good

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Corporeal Pyrotechnics #bandname

Magical Pocket Coffee Creamer Investment in Janice #bandname

Catfish Massacre #bandname (for context, the catfish are doing the massacre)

Koi Heist #bandname

If you're craving an epic side quest - the next time Mormons come to your door, just keep saying yes.

War Walk #bandname

I... have to agree. "Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom is a chore with no respect for your time" metro.co.uk/2024/04/27/zel… via Metro

Roses are red The full moon is pale This meeting really should've been an email

It seems that a new state is banning abortion every week. It is time to be proactive instead of just reactive. These five states have critical ballot measures that will decide the future of #ReproductiveRights for millions of people. app.oath.vote/?p=ffs-ballot

I just donated to Powered By People to help organize grassroots volunteers in Texas. secure.actblue.com/donate/ads_ms_…

Come to think of it, denigrating the worth of a soldier’s service based on whether he deployed to a war zone is… kind of like denigrating the worth of a woman’s citizenship based on whether she happens to have children.

Me waiting for the first HaHa in the group chat

A carousel but it plays Millennial music like In Da Club

I better go superviral for this...

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com