Where can one find a 42km sausage? #AskingForAFriend

Mmm free protein. 🤮

My 6yo son gave me a math equation. Rubbish + Rubbish = what? Answer: creation. Brilliant #upcycle tip.

Hey Microsoft how can I recover my kids 365 account? Your recovery form is useless for someone for her situation and there is no way to provide other details beyond the form. #pleasehelp

This is not on John West. contents of 95g tuna weighs in at 60g. Even contents (minus liquid) and packaging doesn’t make it to 95g. Packaging label is supposed to be Net of packaging isn’t it. ACCC #shrinkflation

Anyone know what this means? Error 503 Backend.max_conn reached Backend.max_conn reached Error 54113 Details: cache-syd10141-SYD 1685528568 2409801595 Asking for friend. Who may or may not be 9Now #origin #9nowfail

Holy shit. I just learned that #hotbedding is a thing. Something has to be done for students! Crazy.

Geezus. Twitter is serving me up a shiteload of #conspiracytheories . What’s changed? It’s not been a thing on my timeline before.

Important stuff.

So aliens fly across the galaxy in super advanced spacecraft navigating black holes, planets, suns and other space phenomena and then they…checks notes….crash on earth. Makes for a good case of regular stops when travelling 🤷‍♂️ #UFOHearing

Two 19-year-old students from the University of Washington, Thomas Pryor and Navid Azodi have developed a pair of gloves that convert sign language to speech or text.

Ev battery fires don’t get ‘put out’ in 20min.

Shout to those that hate coriander on this international day of hating coriander. I’m sorry for your loss in the genetic lottery that balances deliciousness with soap.

Meanwhile in #australia

Now do Australia.

Link in Lincoln Park with Linkin Park Watching Lincoln Park a Lincoln (2017)

Ministers can no longer deny access to freedom of information documents simply because the responsible minister has left office. As @isreinecke asks, what secrets can now be unearthed? crikey.com.au/2024/03/28/fre…

Theory: Elon is behind all this craziness. It’s lit up X like nothing else. Well played Elon. #butler #Crowdstrike #biden #trump

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space. - Douglas Adam’s.

Sydney's newest architectural showstopper is its historic train station, which reopens as a modern rail hub after a A$1 billion renovation trib.al/rOiYwqy