Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation

Life without music #death

that awkward moment when you cell phone goes off full volume at a funeral.. And even more awkward your ring tone being '' I will survive ''

My mom thinks 'LOL' means 'Lots Of Love' she texted me ' your father broke his leg LoL' e_e

" Back in my day you had to work for your airtime. We had to scratch hard at a silver surface to see the numbers!"-us, as old people

The divorce rate among my socks are astonishing :/

I could never stab someone in the back. I'm having a hard enough time trying to get my straw into a capri sun

When someone compliments me its like WOW are you being for real? Like bless you and your family I wish all your dreams come true Amen

Tori kelly

Relationships are such admin.

I draw the line when self praise starts to belittle others, that is wrong to me, But I encourage that you love yourself and know your worth.

Exams scares me more than ebola :(

You should never come between me and food! EVER!

I just wanna remain statue position in bed.... Fvck standing up ###