Plutocracies probably do have less red tape, but even so …

Execs wanna give this all the writing jobs:

Shoe-leather reporting

The Chicago Police Department is hosting a NO QUESTIONS ASKED gun turn-in Saturday, September 28, 2024 from 9:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. at St. Sabina Church, located at 1210 W. 78th Pl. in the Auburn Gresham community.

Illinoisans watching another state’s political figures getting indicted

New CDC survey of pregnant women found that during the first season of new RSV immunizations, 56% of infants were reported to be protected by maternal or infant RSV immunization or both. Read report here: bit.ly/mm7338a2

Scotland has detected no cases of cervical cancer in women born between 1988-1996 who were fully vaccinated against HPV between the ages of 12 and 13. statnews.com/2024/01/25/hpv…

Looks like a job for a crime reporter.

I can’t wait for the “make your most disgusting-looking cake” season of baking shows to end.

This is trending properly. There is nothing as annoying as hearing the word “pop” spoken in a Midwestern accent where it rhymes with the word “map.”

What does a 72 year old even have in common with a 57 year old

84 years ago, Greece declared a resounding "No" or "Oxi" to occupation by rejecting Italian dictator Mussolini’s ultimatum and launching a counterattack against the invading Italian forces during the Greco-Italian War. In doing so, Greece courageously stood firm against fascism

Don't recall ever hearing about anything like this, not in the US at least

Oxi

If I still were the EIC of the Columbia College Chronicle, the headline for today would be "Columbia alum in the news"

This is the kind of day we’re in for, people.

Out of state investors are snapping up Illinois farm acres -- and prioritizing conventional row crops and the the pesticides and fertilizers that can pollute streams and degrade soil. Karina Atkins launches a new investigation for the Chicago Tribune: tinyurl.com/56e66bb9