‘No student shall be qualified or disqualified for election...on account of his race or religious opinions.’ - Cecil Rhodes ‘My scholarships are for black students only.’ - Stormzy One of these things is not like the other.

Genius. linkedin.com/posts/marijnma…

These are the people who have to wait for the Prime Minister to tell them if they can even leave their house

"Do the winners of Depp v Heard play the winners of Vardy v Rooney in the final?" #DeppHeardTrial #vardyvrooney Lol ......🤣😆😂🤣🏆

Joe Root expecting some tricky 12 foot putts today Joe Root 😀

Trent Bridge. Love it

sara cox💙 having read ‘Till the Cows Come Home’ I was very much looking forward to your debut novel. It really didn’t disappoint and the wife (pretty well read) loved it too. 10/10 from the Carters!

#thrown

You're gonna want the sound on for this commentary x.com/witty_shitty/s…

Scales of Justice: Results from Oxford Magistrates' Court oxfordmail.co.uk/news/22570334.…. You know metres is spelt this way not meters don’t you?

Absolutely appalling customer service from @ShellEnergyHome. Some lad with howling banshees in the background telling me that basically ‘computer says no’. Little Britain would have been proud. Then he hangs up. With no real alternative option what is the average customer to do?

When exactly did The Countess of Wessex slip in at number two behind Kate as hottest Royal? Under the radar hotty.

Liverpool FC nonchalantly following up their ‘We beat Man Utd’ trophy with a sound defence of the ‘we lost to Bournemouth’ trophy. Class.

Wait for the ending🤣

He knocked himself out😂

Good Morning Britain Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu Why doesn’t anyone ever ask Shola about her grandfather selling their own countrymen to the white man as slaves Why doesn’t Shola ever talk about her royal heritage and why she isn’t allowed to step foot back in the country

I knew Todd Murphy reminded me of someone. Ay-thang-you

Bryan Adams turns 65 this year, which means that in the summer of 69 he would have been 10 years old. What kind of parents allows a 10 year old to spend his evenings down at the drive in? I can completely understand why Jimmy wanted no part of it.

Yet again Booking.com have put me in a tricky situation. The booking that they cancelled is apparently going to be charged to my account even though THEY cancelled it. Ridiculous.