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Want to read #HowDoesItFeel before it's out on 20 Sept? I have 5 early proof copies which I'll sign. Retweet this before midnight on Thurs for the chance to win one plus badges & plectrums! Winners announced Fri. (Here's the dreary legal stuff bit.ly/HDIFgiveaway)

Did hansen just say 'never in the isles of time' ? Lol fuck off

Just finished this season of Badults . Hoping for a third!

99 DENCH? RT for a chance to win a signed Biz - I support Bunda United in-form! #FUT

😂🙈 “@AlessioAjPardo: Picture of the day #BallonDOr2014 pic.x.com/5pFwS8UMAv”

Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe returns on Thursday 29th January. (Charlie Brooker): bit.ly/1xBd7Vx

Chamakh and Sanogo have scored 3 goals between them today. In other news, flying pigs have been denied entry to hell, as it has frozen over.

Happy for the great win of the Team...☺☺☺...sad for not being at the field...😦😦😢

To any of the old Tree House listeners who still miss the 3pm daily show on We've moved... . Yeah, so do I.

@lucy_stevens Gemma O Ellie. curtis mullenger Glastonbury Live "and who exactly are you then!"

Any set times for saturday at bugged out yet? erol alkan!

Quality show tonight from evil john robins absolute hammer legend. Cheers!

#Win backstage camping tickets to Bestival courtesy of #Wuntu! Follow & retweet to be in with a chance! 🌈☮️🎉 Ts&Cs👉bit.ly/2gv4rE

Loving T's album. Was quality at bestival at 1am and is quality on a monday at 5pm! Bring on London in November.

Some grumpy tweets last night man x.com/the_mann89/sta…

There's gotta be an Ocean Wisdom tour soon? Have to see 'i ain't eaten' live!

To mark national #railcard day we’re giving away 26-30* #Bestival2018 tickets - just RT for your chance to win a 🎟! #failcard *somewhere between 26 & 30 tickets up for grabs 😉🚂💨

Peter/Gary penrice?! Quickly Kevin 11v11.com/matches/queens…