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ive been monitoring Cambodia and Thailand for months. this was no surprise to me. im monitoring countries that dont even exist yet. im on telegrams with generals whos names you cant pronounce.

rolling up on a post to earn my thiel bucks and seeing all my blood boys in the replies already

Going to be funny if after 10 years of criticizing neoliberalism Gen Z says “Why can’t we just have cheap consumer goods and low interest rates?”

two year old this morning asked to play “hearts”. no idea what he’s talking about. apparently it’s on my phone. turns out he wanted to scroll the twitter timeline on my phone and like every post.

the fact that d rose waited till he was retired from ball to talk chess is a minor tragedy for the 2010s rap world, who would've opened up whole new vistas of chess-related metaphors for dealing drugs and overcoming their opposition, given the chance

worried about the kids I know a guy in his 20s, handsome, european, just out of college overseas. blue blood actually, rich, fit, funny as hell. but he's aimless and depressed. just moping around doing community theater after he lost his dad. hope things work out w/ his girl

in roald dahl’s charlie and the chocolate factory mr wonka ethnically cleanses the jungles of oompaloompaland, smuggling them to the UK to work in a factory, where they are jolly but maintain different cultural standards for the treatment of children, thus prefiguring—

trying to imagine the genuine, underlying beliefs of someone like this and the closest i can get is purely environmental factors — i.e. that her parents maybe did something during her upbringing and that’s why she’s stacked now, which is actually way funnier than pop genetics