Tyson Fury getting up in the 12th round is better with this commentary

“Alexa show me the shittest Monday morning ever”

Women pundit - “so out of her depth, how long are sky gonna let this go on for to satisfy the PC brigade” Male pundit - “ahaha classic. Never change Merse. Sound one lad”

"Jonny is coming off" - usually a sentence followed by a nice cuddle, but on this occasion it sees Matt Doherty being subbed on.

Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't delivered since 1992...

Imagine having your accent mocked by your own two-year-old son 😂😂

Brand new Sky Sports Premier League channel launching next week, can't wait. More airtime for reasoned debate with my colleagues!

Our deepest sympathies go to Rio Ferdinand and his family at this sad time.

1990: 🎾 Roger Federer: 0 Grand Slams ⚽️ Liverpool: 18 League Titles 2017: 🎾 Roger Federer: 19 Grand Slams ⚽️ Liverpool: 18 League Titles

We weren't the only ones who lit up the NRG Stadium tonight... ✨ #MUTOUR

Another debut, another goal for MR14! 🙌 #UCL #MUFC

Shall we!!?? x.com/truegeordienuf…

Congratulations on an incredible 22-year career at Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, and best of luck for the rest of the season… apart from on your 60th game against us next Sunday 😉

Congratulations! It was a pleasure sharing your big day with you 👋🏻 x x.com/kensingtonroya…

Karius just headed the ball away, while in his own box. Champions League finalist, Karius. Christ almighty.

Everyone at Manchester City wishes Sir Alex Ferguson a full and speedy recovery after his surgery #footballfamily

Everyone at #LUFC sends our best wishes to Sir Alex Ferguson and wish him a speedy recovery following his surgery today #FootballFamily