Got home yesterday and decided to make simple plantain and egg, tell me why I almost burnt the whole house down.

Someone at the office said, I knew it was you when you entered. Me: how you were not looking at the door? Her: I know how you smell mumu Me: 🫠🫠🫠🫠 Salary week will soon be here again, can't wait to spend all my salary on perfume.

I made pasta today, didn't burn down the kitchen.

Me:

Them: Why do you raise your hands when you worship? Me: Isn’t that what a child does when they want to be held?

If you read all this guy said today, you'll leave that stupid love you're looking for and go and look for generational wealth.

🫠🫠

who is this beautiful girl👀

Did you go to church today??

Opened this code base today, saw normal CSS I first squeeze face, then saw bootstrap I wanted to run mad. Please just tailwind and go now.

Omoo I can't even write normal CSS again, any small thing this woman is already doing h-screen, items-center, justify-center. THIS NIGHT WILL BE BLOODY.

Decided I want to change my look, and I have been seeing girlies with the finest dreads, i hope mine turns out nice too.

ahhhhh chineke🥹🥹🥹🥹

funny how I get a new journal and it feels like i did git reset on my life.

God this one i'm coding blindly this night.

One day I am going to tell the world my story. From graduating with a 3rd class, living a reckless life, causing my dreams and aspirations to nosedive, to regaining my lost years and becoming a Software Engineer at the World’s most respected African Bank.

Can’t sleep, can’t wait for tomorrow.

Not my hair stylist asking if my hair hurts, ma’am I have been writting pure css for the last 1 week.. I don’t know what pain is.😂😂😂

I cannot even explain how disappointed I am For sticking to React for so long, man Next js is so beautiful.

This corn woman doesn't know it yet, but we are in a little game of who is going to outwork who, her work rate is intense, Game on....