Three Democratic representatives have died from old age since November 2022.

For this Pig, the 4th Of July isn’t about America at all. It’s about big bros with massive swampy Dumpers and sweaty pits, drinking beer, eating hot junk food in the sun, sweating and being gross, making bad decisions and laughing about it all. Just being MALE 💪🏻

I find that even though I’m not into scat, I’m still aroused by acknowledging the original purpose of an asshole. It’s something primal abt it that turns me on. Like we’re both men and I’m gonna lick you where u shit and fart from. It’s like the appeal of pussy, just on a man.

Just dropping in with a friendly reminder that every single Male you see has a little pink asshole, and it twitches and contracts when he has an Orgasm. As you were.

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Sounds like the fireworks are starting early tonight

Yeah, they went to the University of Langley

I was alive for this. I remember seeing people with this mentality in real life. Yet, I still find it hard to believe that it was real.

I once showed up thirty minutes late to a job interview and gaslit the hiring manager into thinking that she had said 18:30 of 18:00.

There is literally not a single downside to this. However, a better solution would be encouraging people to keep tigers as pets.

Ostriches, emus, capybaras, water buffaloes, white-tailed deer, camels, goats, donkeys, lamas, peafowl, Canadian geese, lions, zebras, kangaroos, zebus, sheep, Flemish giant rabbits, reindeer, yaks, tortoises, ibises, raccoons, opossums, skunks, ferrets, bison

One of my most formative experiences was when I was eleven and I picked up a copy of Men’s Health to read in a corner and found that someone had hidden a copy of Playgirl in it.

Porn is art.

He has the same mouth as your hot co-worker’s annoying fiancée who isn’t nearly attractive or charming enough for him.

I honestly don’t see the America Party becoming a success. Republicans love Trump. They don’t care what he does; they love him. Very few people will actually fall for this.