"I do need to clarify, he only invaded Poland once."

I wrote this about whether you can have a democracy in which nobody reads thetimes.co.uk/article/tiktok…

Here's Sam Leith 🐝 on Martin Amis. Perfect. spectator.co.uk/article/martin…

Whats happened to the Eaglesy bit of Johnny Walker’s jingle on BBC Radio 2 ☹️ 🎸 Johnnie Walker

Queen before playing Wembley (1986)

ROGER MOORE is trending, so a good time to repost maybe the greatest celebrity story ever. #RogerMoore

I wrote this about Oppenheimer which I thought went on for way too long and the mistaken idea that if a film or a book bores on for ages it must be profound. Long live brevity! thetimes.co.uk/article/cut-li…

Now Ring is asking me to change my Amazon Help password?

Disappointed with National Trust for Scotland today - Pollok House, which is closing next month for two years, closed early (2pm) with no prior notice. Cafe and shop still open however. Can see where their priorities lie! £5 for parking total waste. Complaint sent via email.

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incredibly strong once a year xmas work doo reveller vibes in town tonight

I've always wanted to put Jim McDonald from Coronation Street punching people to Motörhead. Today I did. Enjoy your evening x

Superb play! Stockmann’s tirade against individualism reminded me of this fantastic article by James Marriott Self-obsession is the root of modern loneliness thetimes.co.uk/article/89b469…

Ordered Glasgow Taxis Ltd on Friday for this morning, taxi didn’t turn up at time, phoned and told ‘on the case’, still nothing after 10mins. Ordered Uber and was dropped off at location all within 12 mins. And wasn’t “cash-only” like most Glasgow Taxis!! Thanks Uber Support 🙏🏼