Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it." - Garry Shandling

Funny Quote of the Day: "I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

Funny Quote of the Day: "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns

Funny Quote of the Day: "Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done." - Peter Drucker

Funny Quote of the Day: "Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives." - Samuel Johnson

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have an unfortunate personality." - Orson Welles

Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't necessarily agree with everything I say." - Marshall McLuhan

Funny Quote of the Day: "All men are equal before fish." - Herbert Hoover

Funny Quote of the Day: "Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?" - James Thurber

Funny Quote of the Day: "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." - Gilda Radner

1/3 The corrupt governments are locking us down, destroying the economies, jobs, our mental health... trying to bring us down and kill us. Now, you need to be extra strong. #nofapnovember #nonutnovember #quitporn #pornaddiction #nomasturbation #nofap #antiporn #PornKillsLove

2/3 In times like that, you need to be extra strong. If you jerk off to porn, you become weak and tame. You become anxious and depressed. You are not a threat to anyone. You loose your energy, your edge. You stop acting like a man. #nofapnovember #nofap #nonutnovember #quitporn

3/3 Don't let that happen. Stop jerking off to porn, even if it's just for a day! Regain your edge and your energy in just a few days. I challenge you and you will see for yourself! Stay strong and fight back! #nofapnovember #nonutnovember #quitporn #pornaddiction #nofap

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair." - Bette Davis

Funny Quote of the Day: "Truth is a tendency." - R. Buckminster Fuller

Expect to suddenly get TONS of SEX, cos of No Nut, No Porn Challenge? More effective: Start taking steroids and lift heavy weights to get mascular af, get visible tattoos, become a club promoter, do&sell drugs, party a lot. The more degenerate the better. #nonutnovember #nofap

1/2 To me, the No Nut and No Porn is not about women... It's more of personal / spiritual journey. It's a lifestyle. #nofapmotivation #nonutnovember #nopornnovember #gaveupporn #nopmo #monkmode #nofap

2/2 It's about having a balance & peace in life, not being torn by urges, giving to them, wasting my energy and time. #nofapmotivation #nonutnovember #nopornnovember #gaveupporn #nopmo #monkmode

No Nut No Porn Challenge is about not wasting time and energy on short-lived impulses. It's about sacrificing a moment of pleasure for a better future. #nofapmotivation #nonutnovember #nopornnovember #gaveupporn #nopmo #nofap #monkmode #nofapchallenge

No Nut No Porn Challenge is about sleeping well at night cos I attempted my best to be productive, make money in honest way and leave some legacy for future generations. #nofapmotivation #nonutnovember #nopornnovember #gaveupporn #nopmo #nofap #monkmode