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Florida Gators Trump

@gatorstrump

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Make the Gators Great Again!
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Berserk Bruce Pearl is off the rails, yelling at referees and sweating profusely through his shirt (very unprofessional). If he adopted a calm demeanor, like Todd Golden, maybe Auburn wouldn’t lose to us so badly! It could also help him do better with the ladies, like Todd and I!

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Despite home court for Tennessee, crooked SEC officials calling corrupt fouls, and a lack of recognition from the Fake News Media, the Gators have won the SEC CHAMPIONSHIP, by a tremendous margin. Record WINNING under my administration already - more on the way! Thank you! #MGGA

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Tremendous crowds here in Raleigh, all Gator fans - perhaps more than Duke (overrated), even in their home state! Atmosphere is UNMATCHED!

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Dopey Danny Hurley acts tough, yelling all game long, but In reality, he is a Loser, who is jealous of our tremendous program, and my beautiful hair! If he wants to WIN like me, he should try less whining, more coaching, and possibly some hair plugs. Enjoy the offseason Baldy!

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Made a call to Todd Golden with Gators down big and just a few minutes left in the game. I told him to “PLAY DEFENSE AND START MAKING THREES!”. Shortly after, Gators close on a Tremendous run (landslide) and are headed to the FINAL FOUR! Thank you Gators President Trump! #MGGA

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DESPITE THE CROOKED REFEREES BEST EFFORTS, THE FLORIDA GATORS DEFEAT THE AWFUL AUBURN TIGERS AND WILL PLAY FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP! ON MONDAY NIGHT WE MAKE THE GATORS GREAT AGAIN! THANK YOU! #MGGA

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Greedy Tennessee QB Nico ImaOvaThroYa is skipping practice because he believes he deserves more NIL money (he doesn’t). In reality, he badly needs to practice, as he is inferior in every way to DJ Lagway. HUGE mess for the Vols - Gators WIN big in The Swamp this year regardless!

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After working harder than any Gator President in history (except myself, of course) to secure the NCAA Tournament CHAMPIONSHIP, I have organized tremendous success for all our Spring Sports, reversing damage from failures of the previous administration. Gators KEEP WINNING! #MGGA

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Alex Condon (great guy, very tall) and I had a great conversation at the White House. He said he wanted more Championships, and was impressed with my Tremendous knowledge of both Basketball and how to WIN! He decided to return to the Gators for another year. Smart choice Alex!