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Gaspare Marsala

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5/28/2017⚽️💛❤️. RIP M.R

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The older you get you start to realize how desperate your grandparents are to get even a moment of your attention, so much so that I’m starting to doubt if that lady from the commercials REALLY can’t get up

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This esports stuff is strange they have E athletes and have like pre n post game interviews as if it matters like hey that was really tough when I was on that breakaway and drinking my Allen’s juice at the same time

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I love those houses with the sign on the backyard saying “Beware of Dog” then the gates just wide open, is this a game you people play !?

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Italians never say what they mean, “ok I should get going” really means let’s go stand at the door and talk for another couple hours

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The news told us about the other 7 passengers that died in the Kobe story the way Hasbro tells you that batteries are sold separately

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I’m following this Chef Gordon Ramsey recipe word for word so I can enjoy an extravagant lunch, and I understand the tablespoon of olive oil an the pinch of turmeric but….. do I absolutely need to call my neighbour a cunt ? Will this effect the taste ?

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I’ve always been a big believer in science and credible research, but ever since the power balance bracelet failed to turn me into an Olympic athlete my faith has been shaky

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If a gummy bear were to hang them-self you think they would use a string from a pack of twizzlers Pull N Peel, sounds like the most delicious suicide ever

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You think if it was possible, your Fridge would come open and close your bedroom door every 20 minutes in hopes of finding something better Inside