pretending I don't know the cashier even though I went to school with them for half my life

if i say 'On my way'call me and make sure i'm in the car cause i be lying

the way i forget stuff at my age is crazy i just know it’s over for me after 50 😭😭

late or not my car will not move until I connect to bluetooth

being young and wanting soo much for yourself will literally drive you insane

if it’s meant to be it’ll be

people who don't like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles

i hope april is good to me

i can not just go casual drinking, if i’m drinking it’s to get fucked up 😭

se la pasan todo el año hablando mal de la gente ahh pero llega semana santa y no comen carne porque es pecado

yo digo que los deberían dejar dormir 1 hora en el jale después de ir a comer

Now we have to look both ways in the water before crossing a bridge

no importa prometer se trata de demostrar y hacer

🎀

click my profile for balloons 🥳🎀

si una puerta quiere cerrarse, deje que se cierre porque Dios abre otras más grandes

I barely step outside and boom there goes $300

hope my mom is working on my
Easter basket

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

adulting is realizing that monday is a better 'off day' than friday