daylight savings has my sleeping schedule so fucked up

what part of "i need to save money" do i not fucking understand

everyone on baby #2 or #3 .. I ain’t even got #1 yet😭

haven’t even clocked in but i’m ready to clock out 😭

“you’re fucking insane” god forbid I be myself

Qué parte de “no puedo gastar más dinero” no entiendo

tomorrow is May... May all the money come my way

Best thing I ever did was stop telling people what's going on in my life

be careful who you vent to, vents go into other rooms

no salgan está bien hot dog, o sea (bien perro caliente) para los que no saben inglés

"i'm not tired" also me:

i think my brain got a 1GB memory card cause i don’t remember shít

I got 48 different personalities spin the wheel bitch

I couldn’t be a therapist because let me see a picture of who got you crying 😭

i’m so hooked on Love Island

Cierra, chelley and olandria think they’re giving PPG when really they’re giving mean girls

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

Love Island better not piss me off tonight

yes i’m a fucking crash out just like Huda