Today is quite possibly the worst day of my life. Bob P. Dubz has moved out of the summer apartment. DJ Bagmans number one supporter, the man who took Greg to the next level. The knucks king himself. It’s been a pleasure Bob I will miss our Tate McRae nights and our mystics chant.

Was on a train for 3 hours the other day and now i get the whole autistic train thing. Will be getting tested for autism. Stay posted.

Fuck

God I miss Bob P. Dubz

The left hates this

Why the fuck on my Lyft app are the cars rainbow. Donald Trump please save this country.

Woke up with the worst hangover in America, cooked for the fellas, smoked a cig. Will repeat tomorrow. #Expand

“Stop that man” the left screams.

Prides over finally I can have my fruity drinks again

Got so hammered yesterday I left a hot dog out for George Washington like it was cookies for Santa

Let’s see who knows ball. Landon Cube is on my flight. Makes me want to take xans and wear clout goggles.

Normalize this by the age 25 • Wake up at 10AM (Miss two works calls) • 6-8 hrs of BV content • Try to go for a run and give up • Drink 6-12 beers • Spend time with the fellas • Go to your local dive bar

Took Mrs.Smith to an expensive Italian dinner last night and she completely fainted halfway through. Didn’t have to pay at all. #Expand

Found out my boy of 8 years parents don’t like me anymore cause I said a shirtless Mexican dude had good vibes. Holy racism.

Apparently watching love island at a pizza parlor is the “same” as watching RGIII tear his ACL as a kid. #Shrink

No broke boys no new friends

Top five places to get an unexpected boner: 5. Church 4. Lecture Hall 3. Beach 2. Job Interview 1. Erewhon (No I won’t explain more)

What happened to this country

If you’re not drinking for Pepe you’re drinking against Pepe. #ItJustMeansMore