I totally don’t have a bias. I love all Pokémon equally

Nya...

oof brother

Women urged to carry keys between fingers. Women urged to cover their drinks at all times. Women urged to not get drunk around men. Women urged to not walk alone at night. Women urged to carry pepper spray. CAN WE PLEASE URGE MEN TO NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULT WOMEN.

that moment in icarly when spencer brought home an ostrich and had a smoothie in one hand and carly asked “what is that” and spencer casually responded with “a smoothie” was funnier than the entire series of the office

VAMPIRES [SMACKS NECK] COME GET Y'ALL JUICE

So I just recently started wearing wigs and I was over my boyfriend house but didn’t have my maniquine Head with me and my wig had to get flat ironed so he let me use his head to do it and this happened 😂‼️

面白かったブリックレーンを去る またこよう

i wish u could pin other ppl's tweets because hoo lord was that christopher columbus tweet a big fucking mood

hey christopher columbus explore my fuckin nut sack nerd

When you’re sleeping and your alarm hasn’t gone off yet but the amount of sleep you’re getting is suspicious

Despite what you think, you've made a difference in this world, and if you think you're alone, there are so many people excited to meet you, so keep holding on, because you matter. You matter, you matter

what the fuck is this

what if pac came back and jus drops an edm tape LMFAO

Double #YOKO from #GurrenLagann ! One of my fav anime of all time! #Reyyytreon commission! (Patreon.com/reyyy)