I think a jagerbomb but sometimes fireball or even tequila depending on the mood. Cool song btw!

I'm so sorry for not fully appreciating Danger Days when it came out, Gerard Way. I was just really into Drizzy at the time and it took me a long time to realize that I didn't respect it for what it is. Now please come back and give me a second chance.

We made it.

Who’s better at #dreaming? My wife: (through tears) there was this baby and it was so sad and something had happened to him and it’s just really sad. Me: I was in this airport that was a circle and I kept walking around the terminal getting free samples from the restaurants.

This is perfect #content

Truthfully I wish even cars had truck beds.

Found my seat at Gritt Grohman’s wedding....

What did popcorn do to get it’s own button?

Caught my wife just putting rice (no water) in the instapot.

My favorite part about shamrock shake season is I get a whole 2 months off of brushing my teeth. Thanks McDonald's. You a real one.

curious what yg thinks about the Boronavirus.

i genuinely thought i'd go viral off of this.

RIP Southwest Airlines. It was fun while it lasted.