Picturing these casts coming together as one is WAY better than what is actually happening

There has never been a single point in time where I have known more names of different state’s Governors than right now

TWITTER CHALLENGE: How many times in a row can you watch the Scott’s Tots episode of The Office before ripping your own skin off from secondhand embarrassment?

Amy just downloaded the app for Jersey Mike’s. This is the end of days.

Amy has never seen Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar and now I know what we’re doing this weekend

Root Beer Rankings: 1. Mug 2. Local Brand 3. A&W 4. Actual roots dipped in seltzer 5. Barq’s

Has to be Remember the Titans 3 times but could mix in a Space Jam and a Rocky to play by the rules Codee K Emily Schafer Mr. Schäfer

Didn’t expect to see RTT slander on the timeline tonight but thank goodness we have Shea Serrano to defend greatness Codee K

How’s it going? Well I ate 6 eggs one after another out of the pan because I had already done the dishes and didn’t want to dirty a new plate so same old same old

Don’t tell me Jennifer Aniston had the best career after Friends when David Schwimmer starred in 3 Madagascar movies and she was in ZERO #MelmanGang

Amy: He reminds me of Django Unchained Me: You saw Django Unchained? Amy: Yeah the cute little lizard guy! Me: ... YOU MEAN RANGO?! Amy: Yeah! Same thing, right?

OUTBACK. KINGS.

Sometimes the algorithm works for you

The greatest minds of a generation failed this puzzle and 74% of you think you could do it?! THINK OF THE TEMPLE GUARDS COMING AFTER YOU! C’MON!

Garrett: “Life hack! If you’re done with your electric toothbrush but it’s not done with you, you get a free AAA battery!” 🙄

An underrated part of wearing face masks is no one being able to see if you have food in your teeth from lunch

Every episode of Scooby-Doo that also has Scrappy-Doo is better than every other episode without him

The Tendy’s 2 for $5 has a MUCH greater impact on my financial wellbeing than it should

Anybody remember FernGully? Or is this whole movie in my mind about deforestation just a giant fever dream?

ONE OF THE BEST SCENES EVER Garrett Downs