Steppin over shit I used to trip over

“Which one of you bitches love sosa?”

Get off the porch, get in the field.

I wouldn’t say life’s kicking my ass, but the mf got hands

Told a dope head I was a lottery ticket so he’d scratch my fuckin back

“There’s no way this spaceship is auto-sealing itself right now”-jake

There ain’t no way in hell them people on naked and afraid aren’t screwing

These bitches can’t seem to get enough of Radley

Gator need’s his gat you punk ass bitch

You have got me severely bent

“you probably got hoes” i don’t even have a dad bro

Y’all be sure and check out my new single “Cigarettes & Ashtrays” at midnight tonight!

Put some hair on Mason Stephens chest this weekend at jwill’s butthole factory

Bitch I’ve never owned a Xbox, tf makes you think I’m gonna play your games.

Get in, we’re about to booz cruise to another county.Mason Stephens

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Why tf does cvs receipts gotta be long asf for no reason