Drinking a Gatorade for no reason

𝟭𝟱 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗴𝗼 𝗧𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆, Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin both scored hat tricks in the same playoff game.

Signature moment of the rivalry 🍿

you said who’s garloid so i shot your cock off

Using her bath water to give myself an enema

Why does my burger have an asshole

Praise the penis god

Petting a twitter mutual like a dog

PisserDick the legendary human

Fuck mate you’ve really done me in now

Using a hacksaw on her clitoris

This is really awesome Snapchat, thank you so much

Soaking my naked body in aloe

Cutting my toenails during a funeral

Emailing my wife a coupon for 1$ off a McDouble

Inventing a new type of poop

Burger flavored ice cream

What type of bird is this?