I’ve gained the ability to guess when a YouTube video is going to transition to an ad segment like some sort of fucked up spider sense

Unsure if i had such a good vacation because I was in Hong Kong or because I didn’t live with my parents for a week

Hey goblins quick programming note; Thursday’s new episode day will be our last episode. More information to follow ❤️

Dumbass wizard forgot arcane lock on his tower

I think that fishing licenses would be surprisingly high up on the list of things the founding fathers would be pissed about

Introductions?? Hello #WritingCommunity I'm Alex. Chef by day, horror writer by night, plant enthusiast at all hours. I'm here to write words that tingle on the inside of your skin in a bad way. I wrote The Woodkin, which people have said some nice things about!

Man what the fuck did I do

If someone tells you to go into a show “with an open mind” you’re about to watch the biggest pile of dogshit you can think of

Alexander James: From Chef to Writer. Meet Alexander James, a chef turned writer with a passion for all things weird and wonderful. gnofhorror.com/alexander-jame… CamCat Books Alexander James

I’m at a cat cafe and they understand the psychology of cats.

If I were an alien who wrote science fiction the fact that humans eyes close when they blink would be a huge weakness in battle

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Day 616 Steel Ball Run is not confirmed. ⚠️ JJBA PART 7 ANIME HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN THE LONGEST “WAIT” IN THE SERIES, TO GET CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!! - WE HAVE PASSED THE THRESHOLD -

"Getting that Babe" A tribute to a game I never thought I would enjoy (but here we are.) JUMP ON 👑 #JumpKing FULL VERS. HERE: youtube.com/watch?v=n5yKx1…

Weekend in the mountains. When the sun hits the ridge just right, these hills sing. (No i didn’t steal that from the emperor’s new groove, I made it up. Don’t Google it.)

New profile pic just dropped

Worst way to find out a game has multiple endings is by getting the bad one