Gollll-eee, man!

Now love would be laced with Fentanyl

Did this little number that's also on my SubStack, How to Succeed in Sportswriting (without Really Trying)

Thanks so much, Jeremy. You're the consummate pro.

On my SubStack, How to Succeed in Sportswriting (without Really Trying), I write about meeting Tom Landry under highly unusual, almost unimaginable circumstances. Suffice it to say, he was sans fedora ... in fact only semi-clad. garejoyce2022.substack.com/publish/posts/…

As a greenhorn scribe I met #Cowboys coach Tom Landry under almost unimaginable circumstances. He was not only sans fedora, but in fact only semi-clad. No, I didn't get arrested. From my SubStack How to Succeed in Sportswriting (without Really Trying) garejoyce2022.substack.com/p/tom-landry-a… #NFL

What cool looks and sounds like

Watching live, I thought it was a dicey call but they didn't show this angle. No sell in it at all.

Finally saw this. I'm not sure if you know that these are protected copyright properties. My lawyers will be in touch.

Brendan Shanahan just noted that Joey Kocur & Mike Vernon were the only guys who owned Stanley Cup rings when the Yzerman Wings won the cup for the first time in 97. I guess Larry Murphy had auctioned off his two from Pittsburgh. #Leafs

Can groundhogs be domesticated?

I always go with Jere Lehtinen

Hey Pcarmich Thx. DM your email. I'll give you a trial subscription to my SubStack, How to Succeed in Sportswriting (without Really Trying). The podcast about the collapse (interviews with Henke, Iorg, Whitt, Howarth and others) is on there. #BlueJays garejoyce2022.substack.com

This past weekend, Ivanka posted birthday love to "my two amazing sisters" - step-sibling Tiffany and sister-in-law Lara. The three of them are available as a duvet, dust ruffle and vinyl wall covering at Pottery Barn

We'll have to tell him that Kamala Harris is also the president of Canada.

Love that guy.

Nancy Mace and Kristi Noem have been joining ICE agents to patrol the mascara aisles at CVS

If Trump had bought the Bills we'd have avoided this whole mess.

It was purchased to serve American tourists.

The story is on my SubStack: How to Succeed in Sportswriting (without Really Trying). 99's bodyguard, the time I physically assaulted Tom Landry, spilled a milkshake in a NBA star's lap, hanging with Rocket Richard & Dick Beddoes, Dominican fantasy camp. garejoyce2022.substack.com/p/gretzkys-bod…