might cancel this whole healing thing and start listening to the voices

I just come on here, retweet art, promote homosexuality, and close the app.

wait i love his song drivers license

every positive update i get about punch adds 10 years to my lifespan

a latina without chisme is like an angel without its wings

so that was a cop

slayyyter getting ready to make pop history:

ok i’m gonna need some prep time

All my doctor friends be like “I’m doing a fellowship” constantly. Lord of the rings ass career.

Wait until you find out what happened in 2021 when the other side lost

after suffering through after 6 3-month situationships I can confirm this happened in all of them

Having a quick breakfast. Let’s end this week on a strong note

Excited to announce that the first beer of the weekend has been opened!

me and jfk jr before my alarm ruins everything

listening to melodrama off two gins and tonic ... yeah

gay sex will be mandatory in WWIII

They’re orchestrating WW3 to spike my cortisol and make me less beautiful

She’s so effortlessly likable it’s incredible

Tribute to one of my gay awakenings!

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders: