We're giving away 2 pairs of these rather nice Utd bar scarf style socks courtesy of our friends Sporting Icons. All you have to do is: 1) RT this tweet 2) Follow Sporting Icons You have until 10pm tonight, good luck #mufc

They are a very VERY odd lot aren't they!

No it doesn't

Paul Scholes. 16 years ago today....👏

Boss: “Why are you late ?” Me: 👇

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a Web designer.

Well an interesting morning. All gates to work blocked by protestors. 3 hours waiting outside now. No decision from management what to do yet.

Goes to show how many people can be brainwashed by listening to people spout shite. It's how fancams thrive. Sancho was marginally above average at best.

Wow...she must be REALLY blind!

Shot 👏😂

#MayTheFourth

When you ask for the Gallagher brothers but get Jimmy Carr and Harry Potter...

I saw a dyslxexic Yorkshire man the other day. He was wearing a cat flap...

Booked it. Although I have no idea why the missus wants a weekend here. 🤷‍♂️

I will never, for the life of me, understand having 2 keepers on the bench. Surely promoting a youngster to train with the first team and then experience a first team game would make more sense?