This is a nightmare. Thinking of all my former colleagues. I’m always available if anybody affected wants to talk about life after journalism (or to just vent with somebody who’s been there).

Everyone is commenting on how muted the Switch 2 launch has been, but it’s because nobody knows how to react to a non-insane Nintendo console. The Nintendo of 2012 would have been like, “the Switch is a huge hit, let’s follow it up with a VR headset you have to crank by hand.”

There should be a brand of evil kitchenware called XOX Bad Grips. I am aware this is my first tweet in a long time.

Hey, first of all, great quarter, everybody.

I just heard from Zuck, he offered me one of those $100 million sign-on bonuses. But to get the cash, he says, I have to sign on anywhere but Meta! No respect, I tells ya.

I saw Superman! It’s basically scientifically designed to get a certain kind of person to mark out, and I completely marked out.

I was on Cash Cab once.

Yeah I’ve got GPT-5! Gettin’ Pretty Tired at 5pm!!!

I have offered $5 to acquire Chrome from Google. This is what's known in financial lingo as a "stalking horse bid."

Had a startling Rod Serling-esque vision of the future (Dreamt that I fell asleep in a Waymo on my way to a work meeting and woke up in LA)

Apple Intelligence is so good dude.

Anthropic please just send the money to me and I'll make sure that everyone else gets it, you can trust me Anthropic

“Copped” a “grail” in Spain. Can’t wait to wear this 24/7.

I was Raptured but it kind of sucked so I came back. Did I miss anything, is pizza still a thing here

Flashback time

No Country for Chopped Unc

When you’re a baby whose whole planet just blew up, but you still gotta lock in

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