In order to get elected, Barack Obama will start a war with Iran.

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You fools all fell for the sleight of hand. I trusted the plan all along.

V on brand for Starmer to screw up whole thing, uturn, but let Whitehall manipulate the uturn to ensure Whitehall itself escapes investigation. *Everybody who has been campaigning must keep campaigning* so the investigations get Whitehalls documents including Wormald, then in

This Middle East war will be totally different than all the other Middle East wars because reasons.

Pop music for the last 30 years has essentially been soulless, creatively devoid 'product' using the same 4 chords. What difference does it make if mass consumer slop is made by AI vs some executive committee focused on making as much money as possible?

You didn't really think the Neocons were going to pass up on an opportunity, did you?

Zoomers be like "yeah, we got the drip old man" while looking like this.

GamesNosh When people who get amused by keyjangling can generate their own "glup shitto fights darth vader" the slop makers will actually feel it the most.

ehhh, i've cooled on it in the years that followed. It's a series of the most amazing boss battles in video game history, interspersed with semi-open world monotony and some of the most brain-dead side quests ever. A real 7.5/10 kinda game x.com/Genki_JPN/stat…

Repurposed 20+ year old Austin Powers gags. woof, this looks like it's gonna suck. x.com/IGN/status/193…