the fact that this account feels the need to try and rage bait toon fans rather than posting about their own club is hilarious

Debut goals aren’t for everyone this season

Liverpool can only win games in added time

How I wish I could be at SJP this evening

What a view 😍 HWTL ⚫️⚪️ #NEWBARCA

Anthony Gordon is just not a striker I’m sorry #NEWBARCA

0-0 at half time and we’ve had the better chances by far but haven’t put any of them away 😩 #NEWBARCA

That 45 mins is the best I’ve seen of Elanga in a Toon shirt #NEWBARCA #NUFC

Please don’t tell me I have to watch another 45 mins of Gordon as the 9 #NUFC #NEWBARCA

wasn’t expecting bloody Marcus Rashford in a Barca shirt to be the one to spoil our party #NUFC #NEWBARCA

Didn’t take our chances early doors and paid the price in the 2nd half #NUFC

tbf if you’d told 10 yo me when we got relegated the 1st time in my lifetime that we’d go back into the Prem only to be relegated again & then 9 years after that be playing Champs League for the 2nd time, I would’ve laughed in your face thru my tears what a ride it’s been #NUFC

Sesko only getting another 45 mins 😶 Would love to know in hindsight whether he’d still choose Man U over Newcastle now 👀 #NUFC

the camera angle at Bournemouth is the worst in the Prem #BOUNEW

Some of Woltemade’s first touches are different gravy #NUFC #BOUNEW

another game where our xG is woeful #NUFC #BOUNEW

Feel like we should’ve saved all those changes for Bradford in the EFL midweek not against Bournemouth today… #NUFC

i get Bournemouth are a good side and have started the league well but that performance from #NUFC was completely uninspiring… also we were lucky to not lose another player to suspension - a definite second yellow for Thiaw imo #BOUNEW

we’re gonna get a reputation for playing a boring brand of football esp away from home at this rate #NUFC

Let’s retain that trophy of ours 🏆