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I love how mad this country is when it gets bored!

Thought I’d read a post apocalyptic novel to cheer me up. It’s about a mixed group of people in a city as they await the arrival of something deadly spreading towards them. In it there’s an amazingly prescient paragraph about illness aboard a USS Navy ship.

What’s the high Spring tide doing?#Whitstable #springtide #hightide

Best line I’ve ever uttered on a building site to the interior designer. “Have you poo poo’d the frou frou”

Linda McCartney’s Vege beef roast 👍👍👍

The European Commission just snuck out this infographic on the #Brexit EU-UK trade deal vs EU membership:

All the inauguration music sounds like the band’s going to medley into Monty Python’s Flying Circus any second.

Don’t try to make grilled cheese on toast with Iberico and Comte on the same slices. They have different melting points. The Iberico will let you down!

Squirt a rat with a water gun. Tick

Pink Moon in half an hour. 11.32 pm Uk time. Lovely clear sky tonight

Here you go Pink Moon m.youtube.com/watch?v=aXnfhn…

A few weeks ago, there were a couple of popular tweets declaring that the "mad umbrella shop" and "mad sailor shop" in London had survived the pandemic. It is with regret that I report that the "mad sailor shop", Arthur Beale's, is closing, one of the oldest shops in London.

Omg the guitarist for Lithuania’s entry is playing a Fender Vintera Sea Foam green Telecaster, just like the one I bought 4 months ago!! And it’s a rocking song. The Roop has my vote #theroop #Eurovision #fender