Jimmy Kimmel averages 126,000 views per episode. Let’s see if my my dogs can get more views than Jimmy Kimmel.

Sorry Kenny Loggins but you sold the rights to your song so you don’t get to tell anyone to remove it. In other words EAT SHlT you liberal loser!!😂

BREAKING: Just got off the phone w/ a generous donor & Scott Presler's Early Vote Action is hiring 25 full-time staff for the next 14 days in New Jersey. 14 days means 14 days — no days off. Be prepared to knock on doors every day. Be prepared to chase votes every day. GAME ON! 📍NJ

No Kings protester in Bradenton, FL, says she’s glad Charlie Kirk got k*lled and says reporter Kaitlin Bennett should d*e too. The protester then backtracks after Bennett scolds her for being so horrible. No Kings protests are made of the worst people.

History will judge this era with pathetic disdain and a healthy dose of mirth.

Osama Abuirshaid, a Trump-hating lobbyist who was meeting with elected Democrats on Capitol Hill, hit me twice, the first time after I asked him about Hamas, and the second time after I said, “This isn’t the Middle East, you can’t just hit people.”

AMAZING! Right after the court allowed Trump to deploy troops to Portland, cleanup crews moved in. The Antifa encampment outside the ICE facility was suddenly cleared out. Perfect timing. The streets clean up fast when leadership steps in!

Old lady in costume can't name a single right she is losing. “Ummmmm…”

Two illegal immigrants who own a home in Phoenix and admit they don’t pay taxes. Mass deportations would make GenZ and Millennials realize that they’ve been competing with an entire foreign class in their own country.

Whoever is running the The White House X account should win an award🤣 (Whoever you are, keep it up!)

Who wants to remind her about what her husband did at the White House?

Leftist crybaby Harry Sisson: NO high-ranking elected Democrat official has ever called Trump "Hitler." Jasmine Crockett: Trump is Hitler All democrats do is lie.

Republicans need to win in New Jersey, and this is possible! Sorry NYC, you made this bed. Focus needs to be on turning out Republican voters!

To Everyone crying about Trump Renovating the White House Please SHUT UP, you are the same people who are okay with the government spending billions on illegal immigrants

College staffer who called for ICE agents to “get shot and wiped out” has found himself in “CRIMINAL territory.” He f’ed around, and now he’s finding out. Lawyer Chad Mizelle says: “We’re past whether you should lose your job or not. We’re now talking about whether you should

Bill Clinton sold out the Lincoln Bedroom, pimped it out, you might say, to their donors and other people. Nothing that the Clintons say is credible, and nothing that the Libs say is credible. I love watching the liberals melt down

My wife is a Christian and doesn’t want to hear your oppressive Muslim prayer calls, either. If you want to live in a Muslim country, go back to the UK.

78 million did.

Don't believe the polls. The polls showed Kamala winning in a landslide. There is a silent majority for Curtis Sliwa in NYC. Never give in Curtis.

When you see Democrats complaining that the healthcare system is collapsing, be sure to forward them this. Thanks Obama.