2007-01-14

when im having fun out in public but i suddenly feel fat so now i must leave

“Do you want to add fries and a drink to that”

Your girl doesn’t want a teddy or tacky lingerie for Valentines Day. She wants a Le Creuset bread oven.

THIS IS FOR NUCLEAR SEASONS THIS IS FOR BOOM CLAP THIS IS FOR TRACK 10 THIS IS FOR VROOM VROOOMM

Kendall Roy would do this

accidentally became important at work

2 things can be true…. you can be happy for Mikey and sad for Demi

Cillian Murphy >skips the red carpet >confuses all of his fans >no one thinks he’s gonna present >he ends up presenting >AND THEN THIS PHOTO DROPS??

"How do you not remember?? I literally told you a few seconds ago" Me that few seconds ago:

I miss smoking cigarettes. What’s a different but still good excuse to wander away from the broader group for twenty minutes to ruminate on futility

unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

the concept of wanting mexicans out of los angeles… los… angeles… ???

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me:

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Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job