i’ve drank so much water in the last five hours dude oh my god

water: they key to life

i’m feeling quite melancholy today

// my nephew had brain surgery today and he’s okay!!

i need a back massage

in the mood to suck some dick ;(

/ hey guys, so my sisters family is really struggling right now. my nephews brain surgery isn’t healing the way it should be and he is now leaking fluid from his brain. even if you cannot donate, please spread the word ❤️ gf.me/u/x8n38k

oof

your love is my drug hits harder now than it did when i was 11

oh hey @crmnIminds

derek morgan leaving criminal minds is the saddest thing to happen in modern day history

this four hour accounting class ain’t it chief

why am i always confused smh

i can’t taste or smell and i am not pleased

whatchu know bout the cheesecake factory ice cream

bruh

i’m famous today

whoever invented apple turnovers really didn’t need to go off like that