I wonder which political party this amoeba supports? 🤔

Waiting for Mr Lionel Richie! 🎶🎵

Anything to say about the India Trade Deal Andrew Griffith MP? Anything? 🤔

news.sky.com/story/father-g… Murdered his sleeping 2 week old son in a hospital. Apparently no part of the poor baby's body that wasn't injured. I'm not a supporter of the death penalty but it's hard to argue against its use on absolute scum like this subhuman 😥

independent.co.uk/news/world/ame… The U.K. Treasury contributing about £5 million to help cover the costs incurred by the Scottish police What an obscene waste of taxpayers money 💴 💰 💵

Just landed in Alicante Airport. Went through Security. One greasy forrin on the desk. I said to him "Oy Diego - speaka my lingo". He hit me on the head with his baton. I have a large lump & will write a strong letter to Reform U.K. We must confront them evry time innit? ✊

Hey Grok who was the most famous person to visit my timeline? It doesn't have to be a mutual and no need to tag them. Just a reply with who is needed.

Oh dear Lily 😂😂😂😂😂

BadEnoch on Sky News at the moment still doing her utmost best to ensure the Tories will remain a political irrelevance. Go Kemi! ✊✊✊

Why are the far right invariably dyslexic? Is there something in the ‘Spoons coffee? 🤔

Penalties again!

It's ok Lionesses.....he's arrived

A productive fig foraging session (& no sign of Tommeh Robinson) 🇪🇸🥰

The latest addition to our Spanish garden - Allamanda Cathartica. Also known as ‘Golden Trumpet’ 🥰🇪🇸🌺

Another 3.5kg of figs foraged on today’s walk (plus the not inconsiderable amount we ate on the way round 😂) Note to self - must buy more Toilet Roll 😳

Delete - ‘A large number of people’ Insert - ‘A number of large people’

“We want are dentures back innit” ✊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✊

Think that’s enough knuckle draggers riled for today. The ‘mute’ function has had a thorough workout!

Added to this beauty - how will I ever recover?

Amongst the abuse I (laughingly) received regarding this photo was the accusation I was ‘punching down’ It’s ok for morons to ‘punch down’ at ethnic minorities though - & to abuse anyone who criticises them doing so. So I am ‘punching down’ - but only at idiots like this innit?