Pretty sure the baby’s bigger problem would be that it was in its mom’s placenta.

Who will Trump arrest if he doesn't get the Nobel Prize?

Right before this photo was taken I told Tish James that she was a fucking badass. Because it’s true. And it’s also true that Donald Trump is a fucking pussy.

I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.

Republicans against Trump The delusion that Trump deserves a nobel prize for peace while being an authoritarian dictator attempting to use military force against peaceful protests is really getting old.

And a woman that, no doubt, speaks Spanish!😂😂😂

Hold the fuck on — Trump is letting another fucking country build an air force facility on one of our Air Force bases HERE?!?! On American soil!?!? What the literal fuck?!?

CSPAN Speaker Mike Johnson He’s such a little prick.

I’m starting to think Trump might not know what the fuck he’s doing on all this trade war stuff.

We have the worst people running the government because the worst people in the country voted for them.

BREAKING: the founder of ANTIFA’s girlfriend’s second cousin twice removed has been arrested.

Yep, just part of the plan to destroy us. I’m really not sure why people are still alarmed about any of this. P2025.

Bingo!

BREAKING: Ivanka Trump makes a special visit to the sacred Western Wall aka Wailing Wall .🙏

After Jane Goodall and Dianne Keaton, the Reaper owes us one.

Molly Ploofkins Cathy Young Lurch was having trouble with school. They would not accept the Trump mathematical theory of percentages.

Donald Trump created the shutdown so he could act like the White Knight saving our military from the extreme left by paying them during the debacle. It’s all part of the plan. Trump wants the military as loyal to him as possible.

Aaron Rupar George Orwell's book wasn't supposed to be a manual

The last thing you see before the roofies take effect.

I REPEAT: MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE LINE TO PISS ON HIS GRAVE WILL START IN CANADA. IT’LL BE TREMENDOUS, PROBABLY THE GREATEST LINE IN HISTORY. AND WE’LL BE EATING A LOT OF ASPARAGUS, THE FINEST ASPARAGUS, SO BIG, SO STRONG. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. CHT 🇨🇦