The fact your comments are switched off speaks volumes. SNP are extremely shite but are Labour any better?

Managing one of the worst Premier League sides of the modern era to then having to take charge of this Leicester side. It’s been a rough few months for Ruud van Nistelrooy.

13 years ago today: “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM” - Pete Weber

Cinema

How the dentist receptionist looks at me when I don’t know if I’m available at 6pm 8 months from now

“We’re winning the quadruple.” “We’ll still get the treble.” “At least the Carabao Cup is in the bag this weekend.”

‘Adolescence vs Predator’ to hit cinemas on 23 December

Our worst ever transfer window and it’s not even close. £170m on utter shite.

rasmus hojlund is one of those footballers when you watch a small clip of him you will think he’s so terrible but when you watch him for a full 90, you’re absolutely right

What I like about Rasmus Hojlund is that he’s not afraid to never score a goal you need that kind of bravery in a striker

league goals since the start of April: Scott McTominay 6-5 Man Utd

Police in Paris have found a suspicious package in Notre Dame Cathedral, but it just contained a Cheese and Tomato sandwich, a packet of crisps, an apple and a carton of orange juice. They said it was the Lunchpack of Notre Dame. 🤣🤣

All 21 Gangs from The Warriors 🧵

"Bit weird, isn't it? Supporting Europe in a sporting event..." #RyderCup | #TeamEurope

Here are some British television characters who I think would get radicalised by Facebook

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On 23rd May 2023 the Chief Constable, in announcing his service was institutionally racist etc said “When an organisation doesn't have all the necessary policies, processes, practices & systems in place to ensure that doesn’t happen, it's an institutional matter.”

Ben Affleck says his Armageddon DVD commentary might be the best work of his career 😂