"Lennie, by God, please, please tell me you didn’t sign us up to work at Google for nothing!" #startups #Rabbits bit.ly/1juUeD1

Apt 12, I hope the inevitable hearing loss from your speakers hits you before medical science advances enough to correct it #VengeanceIsMine

Playing with Plato: How to think about philosophy in the age of scientific discovery theatln.tc/1gcBZA4

16 yrs of Catholic school and the one chance I get to meet a Cardinal I draw a total blank on the correct way to address him. #AMDG #Fordham

@keynerice #hero

"A kiss is like a fight with mouths." - Louise Belcher #BobsBurgers #WordsOfWisdom

The flip flops are out. Your move, Mother Nature. #Spring #ComeAtMeBro

From the NHL: #Avs are 1st team since 1979 expansion to in one season go from bottom three to top three in final regular-season standings.

#StanleyCupPlayoffs are giving me heart palpitations. #GoAvsGo!

my new cover letter is just going to be "I've got skills to pay the bills." #jobhunt

Flip flops gave me peroneal tendonitis. You win, Mother Nature. #comeuppance

first day of new job. so far, cold shower, burnt breakfast, missed bus. #success

Why did I spend ten minutes blow drying my hair to go out into the rain with no umbrella? These are the questions I ask myself. #stupid

Here all the way from New York City. I missed you, Safeco. #gomariners

Changed my location on Twitter to Brooklyn before I officially changed my address with the DMV. #priorities

.David Zhang you had me at #trello this is stupid

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#VaynerThanks to Jay Anandpara for fitting more sass into one personality than I thought humanly possible

.**Sommerpause** // I am Germany Yes.

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