Shoutout to all the Kenyans living in Oxford, United Kingdom, who took over an entire club the whole evening and hired a Kenyan Deejay just to throw a bash to the Raila Odinga delegation who were visiting the city. We see you. We appreciate you.

The revolution will not be televised.

Moses Kuria, when he hears that Ruto has been ordered by Joe Biden to sack all Ministers with integrity issues.

Rigathi Gachagua learnt from the best, and has decided to start early campaigns to meet his detractors halfway. Things are boiling nicely just like the doctor ordered, and we will be there no matter what.

Hot Porridge FC inverted wingback Kimani Ngunjiri has decided to attack with an open chest right inside Kongoi FC penalty area. We're into first half stoppage time now.

LIVE SCENES from Gikomba Market.

One and all, they trooped to Mai Mahiu with their camera crews in tow, hugging victims and making lofty promises. When they left, the village fell silent, sadness crept in, and now they have a three months' vacation notice. Whatever you do in this country, try not to be poor.

Wetu hata hakungoja apewe kalamu, kiti tu na jamaa already was in a world of his own. Even my grandmother's cat, Midusa, has never been this excited jumping on a table. You've got to give it to the Americans - they've got your guy on a tight leash.

Mungu wetu mwenye nguvu, ni Baba wamilelee
Mungu wetu mwenye nguvu, Baba, wamilele
Oooooh ni mwenye nguvu, Ebenezer, Baba wamileleee
🎵 🎶 🎤

Prophet Edwin Sifuna foretold the coming of pain on Kenyan creatives, but they were quick to dismiss the messenger of the Lord. This is the word of the Lord.

Uhuru Kenyatta has just landed in South Africa to lead the African Union Election Observer Mission (AUEOM), ahead of the country's general elections on May 29, 2024.

In democracies that value the contributions of their former presidents to regional peace and stability, this

NEWS JUST IN: The man they sent to Bondo to fry mandazi inside a disused saucepan in currently at Oxford University dispensing scientific wisdom aoyaye. Addis Ya Baba here we come.

'Mambo ya kushikana mikono ni ya wazungu, trip imeisha sasa turudi nyumbani.'

I woke up this morning to find I've clocked 800,000 followers. Mungu bariki wengine sasa.

American press don't care whether it's the state dinner or village breakfast, questions will be asked no matter what, because the Bible says there will be no rest for the wicked.

Good morning, Daktari, William Samoei Ruto, PhD. The people of Haiti are asking you to clean your own house first before pretending to care for your neighbours'. They've also said you're a slave of the West, but we won't say that loudly because we still have visitors around. Kongoi.

Ayub Abdikadir decided he was not going to leave the White House without picking up the Lord's work from where he left it at Citizen TV last week. Ruto had to bite his lips before composing himself to answer. The fear is gone everywhere.

The referee runs to the VAR booth, says no foul, and waves play on.

Bwana hapo kwa mabati houses in Nyeri si Jeremiah Kioni amekuja sana?

Over there in Muranga, five police officers and over 10 civilians have sustained injuries following confrontations that temporarily blocked Thika Kenol highway, after police officers shot at residents suspected to have taken pineapples from the vast Delmonte farm. Bwana Gov't