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“You’re 29, you’re not ‘eepy’” I own a home, pay taxes, and experience the horrors every day of my life, if I wanna say ‘eepy’ when I’m tired, I will

He’s not mysterious to me. I understand him

*texan voice* hey LIBERALS *power grid fails again*

when im peeing and i realize im drunk

Not in the mood for jokes.

I feel like I have a choice between two actions with bad consequences, and no matter what, the world will move on, and that's all life really is.

I like it when dogs have natural eye liner. Makes them look very handsome dignified.

(guy who showed up to the 2025 trucker expo without realizing everyone else there was in one big polycule) hey guys i think i'm gonna head out, i kinda feel like a 19th wheel here

Can't invent banks till all the dragons are gone :/

We need to destigmatize skipping. Skipping should be a more formal/polite way of running in public