all these college kids talking about “going abroad”, dude I need a broad

call me salt water taffy the way I be pulling on it

they put fentanyl in my Busch light

I be mowing my grass in patterns never before conceived

ok i get it, his name was steve miller and he had a band

i’m guilty on 34 counts of smoking too loud, bitches too fine, and dressing too fly

It must be 1996 the way I’m being “Swallowed” by Bush

A better world is possible (everyone smashes 3500lb Nissan Rogues into each other sagely, killing and being killed in harmony)

Culver’s

W Rizz

Get pucks deep, do the little things right, establish the forecheck and play our brand of hockey

that's charging if i've ever seen it

UnitedHealthcare shooting suspect look alike contest 12 pm 12/8 in Central Park

امروز ما خون هر سرآشپز، آشپز خطی و سوئیفتی در کانزاس سیتی را می نوشیم!

y’all mind if a white boy speak a little spanish

that pbr hitting my stomach like leaded gasoline

why the fuck is batum in the fourth

pub came in clutch with the piss trough

white boy orders Halupki with perfect polish, surprises waiter and manager

Hey boss man, where is the knocking boots section?