me returning to the function after throwing up

makeover

Her: You must be a slow ass capybara repeatedly getting bonked on the head if you think we fuckin Me:

right underneath taylor swift killing the planet with her private jet is my name with my paper towel usage i am just cranking through those

me when Taylor said “Karma is the guy on the Chiefs coming straight home to me”

hey man come join us

SWEET DISPO REMIX OUT @ MIDNIGHT

Spent 3 hours making a pound of puppy chow for the boys but then Shane shows up with ketamine and suddenly no one gives a shit.

ODESZA FOR THREE DAYS AT THE GORGE WITH ALL MY BESTIES ARE YOU JOKING ME?!!!!

me after 6 tequila shots

mahomes in the locker room during usher's halftime performance

SHE WEAR SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR TSHIRTS SHES CHEER CAPTAIN AND IM ON DA BLEACHERS

usher gyrating for his life meanwhile travis kelce is backstage busting wooden barrels over his coach’s head like donkey kong

When your custom character is in a cutscene of a video game

'have u been saving ur money?' no, but i know hotpot. i know kbbq. i know fried chicken. i know how to pull off all the meat on a flat wing in one move. i know how to hold the method to bankrupt the ayce restaurant in the palm of my hand, and within an hour

saying uppies to the paramedics and firefighters pulling me out my car in a ditch

having a pet rlly shows u how pure love can be, like me n this lil creature love each other to DEATH and nvr held a conversation.

Unfriending someone isn't enough, I need the guitar hero crowd to boo at them